Before we go any further, I feel the need to warn you.
If you’re a fan of oversharing, swearing and quite frankly, pure unfiltered honestly, you’ve come to the right place. I will have no qualms talking to you about my ability to open my bowels on demand or about how I occasionally shove a tampon in the tap to stop it dripping at night.
I will open up to you about everything and anything, guaranteed, whatever is in my head, I will share with you. It may not always be shits and giggles, at times it may be raw pain (and I’m not talking willy in the hooverpipe type of pain) but what this blog will be, is honesty.
This isn’t TOWIE, everything you read will be real and definitely not set up for your enjoyment. (Nor is it Tinder, so don’t email me nudes because I promise you now, my head isn’t for turning) I don’t say anything for a reaction, nor do I say things to gain popularity, I write because I mean what I say, and I say what I mean.
I’m the one who will say what you were all thinking but didn’t know how. I am Emma, and this time, I’m here to stay.